And so I slink back into the deserted blogosphere with the utterly inconsequential findings from my blood tests of the previous month.
- thyroid “borderline”
- raised eosinophil, bilirubin
- low iron, oestrogen
In conclusion, then, I do not have PCOS. In the words of the Hairy Toed Lady’s sister, “I’m just spotty, hairy and overweight.”
So enough of this repellant and grotesque self-loathing. Already. I have decided to turn a new leaf, so to speak. Prepare yourselves for the new and improved.
