Calories : 900
Exercise : 3.2 miles running, 3.8 miles walking
Weight : +0.2 lb
I suppose the only conclusion I can come to is this: I do not actually need food to survive. This shocking revelation is not without some financially interesting consequences, however. I could save around €200 a month, and potentially, once my mortgage is paid off in the next ten years or so, need never work again.
As for my facial geography, the situation is mostly unchanged, with some minor improvements, I would say. Jawline Jones has moved to the right side of town, perhaps to facilitate worship at the Temple of Doom? Discreet Damian has all but disappeared. Conehead Detective seems likely to follow in his footsteps. Chin Mountain is hanging around for now, but has suffered some losses from erosion. Only Lip Lurker and the Temple of Doom are still going strong, having even made some gains, I might say.
Oh well, that’s day 1 over now, only 121 left to go.